Last year, a bar in Pennsylvania announced that it sells a gut-busting six-pound burger--not including the three pounds of bun and toppings. After hearing this, what could be more appetizing, more rational, and less nauseating than a plate of Herkimer mini burgers? Before you go dismissing them with dogs birthed in their own Louis Vuitton handbags, consider this: A plate of five can fill you up just like one that's regular-sized. Plus, the wee ones are easier to maneuver, making burger time a less sloppy ordeal. The compact meals are neatly confined between buttery buns and come in several varieties including veggie, Cajun pork, and mini Big Macs. Or have them masquerade as a snack by ordering them on soft pretzel buns with a side of jalapeño honey mustard. In any case, you can pretend they're somehow healthier than their big, beefy brethren because they're, like, ohmigod, so cute, right?